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Network Working Group S.
Request for Comments: 1300 Ziff-
February 1992
Remembrances of Things
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When Shannon was a
and Turing was a
When Banyan was a
and buses travelled
dBase was where you ran
after you hit the
Often we were
RISC aversive not at
Windows were for looking out
in a Tandem, two could take a
Bridges were for
a frame was to keep pictures
A semi-conductor was a
not in the big time
A port you sought in a
fishermen used a
Woody Guthrie sang of "My LAN
WAN was a despairing
LATAs were for high
menus featured
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RFC 1300 Remembrances of Things Past February 1992
If a cursor used four letter
a sensor cut them
The sight of a mouse in an
was sure to raise a
Haloid perfected
and thereby made a
Then came Japanese
and its "ox" was
Frequency was measured in
Hertz referred to multiple
Modem was a harvesting
for bringing in the
Modelling was at fashion
bauds were ladies of the
Prompting was helping
contesting for resources, a
Walking and chewing gum
requires considerable
We called it multi-
and by gosh we always
We had no electronic
just slide rules by Keuffel &
I am still a true
Keufel & Esser war
Chips were used for
von Neuman was a
Monte Carlo a place to
squaring the circle ... well, we gave
A Sprint was less than 880
a relay was a
Greene was just a
breaking up AT&T a
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Coherent was applied to
not a spectral line
Multi-media meant prose and
and Noel Coward was
Cerf was found at the
a Rose was a Rose was a
Jobs were to look
and Gates were to
"2B" was an elementary school
and "D" a failing
A router was a
a server was a
Lotus was a
adobe was a
Postscript was an
joy a popsicle
We called a plotter a
a token ring a
A buffer was for
a male goat was a
The best noise supressor was ...
we knew little of egos and
For archival storage and
we looked to the
Now in accordance with Greenfield's
in voice both loud and
Here's to exponential growth in
& operating speed next year
--
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RFC 1300 Remembrances of Things Past February 1992
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Stanley R.
Ziff-
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